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Out of Control Wives

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If you thoughtChuck Finley had a problem, that's small potatoes compared to Jose Tabata's situation.

If you're wondering why the 20-year old outfielder's wife didn't simply have her own baby, it might be because she's 43. Still, I think she should probably have explored adoption first with kidnapping only as a last resort.